I Gave Kim an Oral Exam...She Passed, Then I Knew She was my Future Spouse - Kanye West

Its really weird how Kanye West realized Kim Kardashian was the girl he wanted to marry when she blew it. #oxymoron

A new remix for Beyonce and Jay Z's "Drunk in Love" was released Saturday featuring Kanye ... where Yeezus raps about stuff like Kim's ass and his least favorite sex positions.
But the craziest part ... Kanye flows about the first time he realized Kim could be his future wife -- saying, "I impregnated your mouth, girl, oooh ... that's when I knew you could be my spouse, girl."

Kanye West took his favorite mouth to dinner, a day after he praised Kim Kardashian's oral skills on his new remix.

The couple went out for a romantic evening in New York after his concert in New Jersey, where Kanye said he first fell in love with Kim after "impregnating her mouth."

Kanye has really become a laughing stock.